Saturday, 31 December 2011

Make your Joker pick count!

                                            I haaad to, it just really couldn't be any more fitting.

...ocho

Team M+R - Keith Richards, Fidel Castro, Donald Sutherland, Nancy Reagan "J", Dick Clark, Dick Cheney, Charlie Sheen, Pete Seeger, Bear Grylls, Rupert Murdoch, Betty White, Matt Hardy, Michael Lohan, Jerry Sandusky, Mischa Barton, Jimmy Carter, Chaz Bono, BB King, Roger Ebert, Prince Phillip

...and team 7 is complete.

Team GF - Prince Phillip, Larry King, Nelson Mandela, Courtney Love, Pete Doherty, Keith Richards, Mick Jagger, Bizarre, Gary Busey, Donald Sutherland, Chevy Chase, Suge Knight, Eddie Van Halen, Fidel Castro "J", Nicole Ritchie, Robert Downey Jr., Michael Douglas, Muhammed Ali, Charles Manson, Lindsay Lohan

WELCOME TO THE LADNER CELEBRITY DEATH POOL

Rules: 100 points per each correct 2012 death predicted, minus the age of individual at death. Bonuses: +10 points for a Unique death pick (only team to have specific person) and +10 for accident-related or murder/suicide. Also: Each team has one "Joker" who is worth double (including any bonus points). A "J" will signify the joker on each team roster.

One last wrinkle: If your pick dies on his/her birthday or Christmas day, 10 points are also awarded.
 Now have fun, you sick bastards.

As of 5pm Today there are 6 finalized teams. Surely more to come...

Team BH - Charlie Sheen, Ralphie May, Joe Paterno, Bush Sr., Zsa Zsa Gabor, Pope Benedict, Pete Doherty, Roger Ebert, Prince Phillip, Bob Barker, Etta James, Ravi Shankar, Vera Lynn, Michael Douglas "J", Kirk Douglas, Rick Ross, Fidel Castro, Margaret Thatcher, Tom Sizemore, Verne Troyer

Team RLB - Prince Phillip "J", Rick Hansen, Stephen Hawking, Suri Cruise, Joe Paterno, Hugo Chavez, Justin Bieber, Ashton Kutcher, Courtney Love, Snooki, Triple H, Queen Mother, Macauley Culkin, Michael Douglas, Tony Parsons, Larry King, Jean Believeau, Jean Chretien, Bush Sr., Jack Nicholson

Team GB - Pete Doherty, Aretha Franklin, Hugo Chavez, Lindsay Lohan, Muhammed Ali, Fidel Castro, Bam Margera, Magic Johnson, Julian Assange, Charlie Sheen, Fred Phelps, Stephen Hawking, Obama, Verne Troyer "J", Courtney Love, Macauley Culkin, Bob Barker, Prince Phillip, Carrot Top, Nancy Reagan

Team ML - Michael Douglas, Kirk Douglas, Dick Clark, Lindsay Lohan, Bob Barker, Joe Jackson,Robert Blake, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Fidel Castro. Nancy Reagan, Charlie Sheen, Dick Cheney, Tila Tequila, Janine Lindemulder, Artie Lange, Jake Lamotta, Jeff Hardy "J", Scott Hall, Fat Joe, Edward Furlong

Team JC - Obama, Michael J Fox, Waka Flocka, Warren Buffet, Gucci Mane, Bush Sr., Mystikal, Brett Michaels, Conor Oberst, Charlie Sheen, John Madden, Amber Portwood, Michael Lohan "J", Muhammed Ali, Stephen Hawking, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Etta James, Chuck Berry, Dick Van Dyke

Team AG - Val Kilmer, Bill Gates, Don Cherry, Pierre McGuire, Toby Keith, Mariah Carey, Pope Benedict, Oprah, Louie Anderson "J", Brent Butt, Owen Wilson, Tiger Woods, Gary Busey, Courtney Love, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, Sylvester Styallone, Sean Avery, Charlie Sheen, 50 Cent